Hello, Geeks. Look at your phone. Now back to mine. Now back at your phone. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isnt from Apple, but if you stopped buying those girly phones from Sprint and Tmobile and switched to Apple, your phone could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are we? Im at an Apple store, in a black turtleneck, with the phone that could be like mine. Whats in your hand? Back...